Makes me laugh how loud and obnoxious our stuff is on T.V..LOL..Thank u Shannon Choe for having such FAB taste! xo

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Sorry guys…i got engrossed in holiday decor last night and forgot to post that the CYBER MONDAY pricing was up and runnin! i know i know…sooo neglectful im being=(….Anyway, we will see how it goes as Laura has just spent 3 hours…YEPPERS THREE HOURS printing black Friday orders….ill check the supply and demand later and MAYBE just MAYBE ill extend it and have our own little CYBER TUESDAY….but no promises…u know Em and Laura fly by the seat of our pants and well….we have the POWER (holding my fist up in my head…lol…im a DORK i know) to do what we see fit…however, nomatter what we do WE DOOOO LOOOOVEEEE OUR LOYAL, AWESOME, KICK ASS FUNK’N CUSTOMERS AND FB FANS MORE THAN U WILL EVER KNOW. xoxo. oh and DA-NNNGGG would SOMEONE PUH-LEEEASE start +1 ing me!?!? i am a Google + L-O-S-E-R. haha.

Cyber Monday at EMTanner Designs.

EMTanner Cyber Monday SALE

Black Friday at EMTanner

2am-7am

for the biggest discounts set your alarms and shop w/us from 2am-7am…we can’t make it super easy to get BIG SAVINGS now can we??? Don’t fret if you are a normal person that actually sleeps bc there will still be discounts throughout the day on friday as well…just a heads up to the best “shopping hours” this year! Oh and the ad is ummmmm BEAUTIFUL i know bc my illustrator crashed on my mac at home and my oldest seems to have took the chord to my macbook w/him…i had a cute one designed in my head BUT then i saw the BLACK chalkboard staring at me and thought..HMMM..this can work…it’s BLACK FRIDAY…haha.

OK, so thanks Kacey for above pic…very COOOL…holy crap look how young he was!AMAZING! Soooo not trying to dwell on the dark stuff but i triple HEART the commencement speech…i sat in tub this morning and watched it like 3 times! It’s no SECRET i’ve been in a bit of a rut lately…kinda hit a bump in life’s FUNK’d up road and usually i pop back up TIMES 200 because…wellllll im kinda stubborn like that=/…But this time it’s not been quite the usual “fire under my ass”…anyways, i have had a BANNER DAY as far as getting stuff done so not gonna get myself down in the dumps BUT I cant lie to anyone…i QUESTION the HELL outta what im doing EVERY DAY!!! It is nearly impossible to balance a biz, 4 kids, husband, house, blah…(reaching for my xanax just writing this—cant breathe—just kidding—well sorta)…ANYWAY the part about LOVING what you DO and DOING what you LOVE sorta “stanza” HIT ME HARD!!! I AM TOTALLY DOING WHAT I LOVE…I STUMBLED INTO THIS CRAZY BIZ AND IT WORKED AND IT WORKED WELL….and HELLOOOO STEVE JOBS…it worked well BECAUSE I LOVE WHAT I’M DOING!!! uhhhh HELLOO, EM, R-E-V-E-L-A-T-I-O-N like 3 years late! LOL…BUUUTTT now the tricky part is….HOW THE FUNK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT ALLLLL??? GEEEEESH. Everyone if you havent watched this speech im not suggesting im DEMANDING…it’s GREAT and I guarantee ya there is SOMETHING IN IT FOR EVERYONE! Reallly it’s a GENIUS speech that i feel like has touched GAZILLIONS of people in a GAZILLION different ways bc it was just PERFECTION….just like the iphone! lol. Dunno bout yall but i sure as hell can’t live without mine!

…and the ipad….and the imac….and my macbook…

NOTE: Any input/ideas/thoughts would be greatly appreciated as long as it isn’t soooo intricate that’d I’ll have to trade my wheels in for an app…TIFFANY J…lol…jk;).,.I am needing any input ASAP though so I can submit it to apple bc it apparently takes a few weeks for approval and I wanna mark this off my TODO LIST FINALLY;)! yea Em!

sooo i think i am finished w/the “shell” and am in process of STUFFING it full…it is neverending the way i have it set up..which is both good and bad..not sure ill ever feel like i am FINISHED..lol…the story of my life..BUT that means everyday can be an adventure, right..lol…

the content:

contact-the obvious..but you will be able to click on call and dial REAGAN (she may wanna choke me for this feature..haha)…OR hit a button and email her direct at customerservice..cheesy easy…and all our info as far as when we are there etc…

website-again, the obvious..a direct link to YOUR FAVORITE SITE…JK=)…just tap it and you’ll land on our home page.

facebook-again, obvious direct link to our page…wonder if i should get a parental control feature added in case anyone doesnt know i am sort of “unfiltered’..oops =)

weekly warriors...i have set it up so that you click as follows

weekly warriors button-takes you to weekly warriors “week 1″..then click “week 1″ and the recipes will be separate from each other so you can easily pull up only one if you are in midst of a grocery run and dont want the whole post…i did have it just as it is on the blog..but i thought it will be much easier for those that actually do their own meal planning and mix it up..me, i dont..i stick w/the week that i pick to win=)..but thought some of u might like to view EACH recipe individually..make any sense at all? this garb is complex..like a never ending outline when you go into it trying to complete!

photos…will just post product pics, fan pics, etc…30 are active at a time so may try and switch it up per month or something..not sure there except for that it will be full of FUNKY photos=)…basically my virtual bulletin boardISH if you will.

specials…one click away from an outline of our daily “pink light specials”(ill try my best to do daily=)…also a link to any newly added sale item in junk in the trunk and a link to let you know any current codes, etc ..but i do still plan to be spontaneous w/all that like i do now..that’s just me?? it’s more fun that way..lol..really it’s prob just that i fly by the seat of my pants so that is the only way to work it in by ACTING spontaneous..haha..no kidding i really do just think of one and pop it up on my phone in teh middle of ballgames, tub..whatever just inspired me!..BUT hey..it will be much easier to keep up w/my neurotic sales when it’s in “app form”, right? lol

the Biz mode…is JAM PACKED! AND HAVENT EVEN PUT A DENT IN WHAT WILL BE THERE!

STAFF PAGES..MEET, CHAT READ POSTS BY OUR CRAZY EMPLOYEES…somehow someway i will get laura’s sense of humor involved in social networking..haha! i swear the girl is HYSTERICAL she just sarcastically keeps to herself and mutters the best oneliners and freaking pee in your pants funny kinda garb and she barely cracks a smile! gotta get her hangin’ with our peeps SOMEWHERE..apparantly that somewhere is NOT fb or twitter..haha! soo giving this a whirl.

cool press section…really a digital scrapbook bc i have yet to keep up with the press section on our blog..this is sooo easy i think ill keep a runnin talley! just in case i get hit by a bus my kids will know i made it happen..lol..JK

FAQ’s section-..ie..what does egt mean…that is the “status” of my current order..lol..if i had a dime for everyone of these..ha! i knew when we made the in house manufactuirng coordinate w/the statuses that customers can see that this could cause some questions.fyi..egt..that would be me! if you have egt and your item is late..that means I (me myself and i..not reagan, laura, will, etc)am the one you want to cuss out!=)…but other random stuff people may wonder will be answered here..feel free to tell us random stuff you wanna know now so i can be sure and fill ya in right here in this section!

turnaround time..outlined in rediculous detail..maybe even a daily ship date will be posted..havent nailed that down yet as far as functionality..but trying!

contests…all the info will be spelled out here!

featured products

new product

and the list goes on and on..tell us what else you wanna see HERE in this section.

OH andme2tee..so i know everyone wanted app to design ME2TEES FOR THEM..AND I DID GET A QUOTE FOR THAT right at about 7000.00 sooooo i think i have kinda sorta manipulated the system to where i can just do ALOT of me 2 tee examples and try and touch on all diff looks and stuff..i am gonna make a bunch of app kids based on kids i really know so if you call and say..my kid looks like ‘mary lawson’i will know EXACTLY which kid you mean! it wont be the 7000 dollar answer BUT it will help i think. i will try my best to do it justice! promise!

mommy mode…well this is just my attempt to tie my business to my home life so that when my mom is jonesing for some photos i can say..ummm mom go click on the app..but then i realized she doesnt have an iphone! but my thoughts were also the stuff that i ramble about to you guys as MOMS not BUSINESS…ie-messy houses, how to organize..just the mommy survival shit that we all deal with on a daily basis! but i havent outlined this very well but thought something will probably pop up everyday and outline itself!..HELP ME FILL THIS SECTION IN!PUHLEEASE I AM TIRED OF DOING THIS BUT I AM SOOO THERE WHEN I AM COMFIE SUBMITTING TO APPLE!

and most all sections have photos attached so it wont just be a buncha garb without graphics/photos! i couldnt handle that!

ok, for the most part THIS IS THE GIST Of it..but like i said the “stuffing” is endless..sooo whatcha whatcha whatcha want!? xo ..geez louise i am gonna dream about app buttons for days!

Oh and I’m stiff IFFY about the actual APP icon that will show up in iTunes…trying to make as recognizeable to our company as possible so I used logo from our tags but is there something better?? Thx! Xo

come be our facebook fan for your chance to win, interact with us, toss around ideas, laugh, piss and moan w/us..LOL..right now the topic is our messy “mommy ratholes”! Actually it is quite a fun gang over there! PLUS you will ALWAYS be the first to know about new products, coupon codes and much much more! Finally i have a smokin’ hot staff that makes it possible for me to step off the “front lines” a bit more so i can actually use my blog (which i used to be pretty good at until my life went INSANE), get to know our AWESOME customers via facebook and twitter and just continue to LOVE what i DO and DO what i LOVE! Thanks to all of you guys! xoxo…remember, EM loves you!…so does Laura…so does Reagan…so does Brit….so does Will….so does Sara….and so does Whitney!!! Just posted some fun new stuff and have tons more in store for the hot summer months ahead! Oh, and finally i did get some help w/an old friend from the good ole’ MHS days that got my facebook and blog linked and added an rss feed to our blog! So it should be getting really easy to stay informed!!! WOO HOO. If you are interested in winning a gift certificate and revealing your messy house you gotta post a pic on our fb page….we will pick a winner towards the end of next week! C’mon spill it! I DID! there is a whole flickr stream of the Tanner Family Sh*$hole! Enjoy at my expense! LOL…more soon bc i am re-entering the BLOGWORLD! Now…off to enjoy our stormy weather! Yep, nothin’ beats a good storm in Em’s world!

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